irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via randomness-is-epic)


the-absolute-best-posts:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em. 

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 


karminaburana:

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

This is one of the best thing I’ve ever seen.

karminaburana:

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

This is one of the best thing I’ve ever seen.

(via randomfactory)



aivzthegreat:

Dashing hotness: ENRIQUE GIL :>


primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

(via diaryoflukecastellan)



(via heyfunniest)


whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)