Counting my money

sodamnrelatable:

expectations:

reality:

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

thederpvengers:

junopsis asked: “Everybody! What is.. your favorite ice cream!???” 
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thederpvengers:

junopsis asked: “Everybody! What is.. your favorite ice cream!???” 

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sweet-ser-en-dip-ity:

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sweet-ser-en-dip-ity:

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Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

queenrickon:

if a tree falls in the forest do the other trees laugh

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